SLEAZYART

I'm Dani, a 22 year old lesbian blogger who has not that much talent in photography but I am trying my best in capturing the unforgettable moments in my life. I am a daydreamer who adores life simple pleasures and a sister of two gorgeous angels who saved me when I thought I lost it all!

katyissuperawesome:

thekatie-bird:

wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardo dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar

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Posted on Oct 19th (9:46pm), 2 days ago

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

Posted on Oct 19th (9:46pm), 2 days ago

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

Posted on Oct 19th (9:45pm), 2 days ago

fostertheppl:

kill the idea that small boobs aren’t good boobs

Posted on Oct 19th (10:19am), 2 days ago

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

Posted on Oct 19th (10:18am), 2 days ago

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

Posted on Oct 19th (10:18am), 2 days ago

okaymad:

i’m this mean kind of funny but im not even funny actually i’m just mean I’m sorry

Posted on Oct 19th (10:17am), 2 days ago

nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

Posted on Oct 19th (10:17am), 2 days ago

inflightt:

i only understand like 9% of life

Posted on Oct 19th (10:17am), 2 days ago
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